Recently, my best friend asked me what my favorite color was. Mind BLOWN! And I know what you are thinking, "What a bad friend!" WRONG! The reality is, I, super duper capitalized and emphasized I, didn't know the answer. If you ask my daughters about their favorite colors, they'll shoot an answer back to you … Continue reading My favorite Colour…
TCP Port 21 How do I love thee? Let me post the ways.I love thee to every terabyte and zettabyteThe web can reach, when searching every siteFor the best deals, and Bing for rates.I love thee like I hate every day'sMost wild Trump tweet, by LED or night-light.I love thee freely, as women strive for … Continue reading Let me Post the Ways
This is a late post from my trip to L.A. last week. I don't know about you, but when I think of a false alarm, I envision a negative pregnancy test. PHEW! ::wipes brow:: I had my tubes cut, burned, damn near ghost busted 2 years ago, yet I still worry about false alarms. Or … Continue reading False Alarm
There's no shiny blue wifi symbol on the outside of the plane. Hmmm. No wifi symbol on the overhead compartments. Double Hmmm. There's NO wifi on the plane?!?! On this 5 hour long flight! Well, what am I gonna do now? Read a book? Write a book? Sudoku? Catch up on paperwork? All plausible. Then … Continue reading There’s no WIFI symbol?!?!
How to get away with Mur...RIAGE! Ha! Marriage! Yes, I almost said Murder; but both go hand in hand if you ask 40-50% of the population. MARRIAGE: It's supposed to be a "Merry-Age"? But for a lot of people it's more like a slow torturous death. The plus side is you can always just pull the … Continue reading How to get away with Mur…MARRIAGE!
Last weekend, my husband and I decided to fight the deep-seeded urge to stay home growing roots into our couch, and instead join our best guy friend and his girlfriend at her middle school reunion. It was at a casual indoor/outdoor bar called American Social, where they also serve food. How American. I (and by … Continue reading Tit for Tat?
When I was 5 years old, I didn't have many aspirations-aside from laying on my back on the living room floor, drinking a bottle of yoo-hoo chocolate milk, while watching the latest Woody Wood Pecker cartoon or Chilly Willy. Seriously, who didn’t love singing, “My name is Chilly Willy. I’m frozen through and through.” Ah, … Continue reading Carpe What?
Usually, when a home-team goes on a winning streak, or starts to have a good season after a particularly bad or slow one, people jump on the "fan bandwagon". All of a sudden, everyone is a fanatic, going to La Carreta with pots and pans in the middle of the night to celebrate a big … Continue reading Bandwagon
I don't remember who decided to go on strike, but most of us jumped on the bandwagon pretty quickly... Who, in their right mind, enjoyed the Hot-Lunch at school? It was always corn-dogs, green beans, apple sauce, or less-than-thoroughly-cooked pizza, that was more tomato sauce than crust. It didn't matter what it was, the stagnant … Continue reading Hot-Lunch
Men... Warning: The short that follows is about "That Time of the Month". Which time? The annoying, bitchy, PMSy time, when all you men do is mess things up for us. And, NO, we don't act like that ALL the time! Well... I was 9 when I first discovered I was immortal. I mean how … Continue reading Immortality?